Whiskey & Wry

49. The Evil of Two Lessers

Hey, have you heard? Donald Trump is literally Hitler — or, rather, he was until he lobbed a few bombs in Syria's direction, thereby earning laudatory praise from our MICC-financed...

48. Here we go again!

By now, you've had a good long while to consider what it means that we tossed a few cruise missiles at Syria. The problem, as I see it, is that...

47. Voodoo Medicine

Once upon a time, there was a tribe of well-meaning folks called the Nacirema. The Nacirema were, on the whole, a likable bunch, despite their enthusiasm for professional wrestling, reality...

46. The Invasive Revenue Service (IRS)

Hey, I hear Rachel Maddow doesn't pay any taxes. I mean, I don't have any *proof* that MS-NBC host Rachel Maddow doesn't pay any taxes, but I've made the claim,...

45. Try this — It's disgusting

Psst. Hey, buddy! Wanna lick a video game? Well, of course you don't, because you're not a lunatic. (Well, actually, maybe you are and maybe you do, but whatever gets...

44. The Folly of Dystopian Jenga

Remember Emelio Estevez? Before his 'Brat Pack' stardom faded and his brother, Charlie Sheen, lost his mind, he once made a movie called Wisdom in which he played a modern-day Robin...