“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

— MARK TWAIN

Today, our world is grappling with a number of crises, none more alarming than the proliferation of cheap and ugly T-shirts now available online. For discerning freedom-minded shoppers, this problem is compounded by an abundance of angry, humorless Tees — products that can quickly alienate those who might otherwise be receptive to your message.

The struggle is real. Don't you deserve better?

Don't you deserve high-quality T-shirts that present important ideas in an amusing, thought-provoking way? Shouldn't we have stylish, comfortable Tees we want to wear all the time, anywhere and everywhere?

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Meet the Wry Guys

  • Wake People Up

    Raise public awareness of the freedom philosophy, timeless truths, & the abuse of power.

  • Share a Laugh

    Encourage healthy skepticism & enjoy interesting, good-humored conversations.

  • Make New Friends

    Meet other independent thinkers in your hometown & grow your tribe.
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Just like you, we once struggled to find high-quality, freedom-oriented T-shirts.

So we launched the Wry Guys with a unique lineup of clever Tees that make it fun to express yourself with wisdom and wit.

  • 10+ years of Tee-making experience
  • Comfortable, durable material
  • Made in the USA
  • A long history of satisfied customers

  • "Give 'em a laugh, not a scowl and a growl."

    — The WRY GUYS
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Irreverent Humor — Quality Tees — Mischievous Fun

  • "Attention Getter" — Sean — 5 Stars

    "This super comfy shirt could be made out of burlap and I'd still be wearing it. I can't tell you how many people just can't resist letting me know how hilarious they think it is. It has done exactly what I hoped which is to start a lot of great conversations."

  • "Cracks me up!" — Dave — 4 Stars

    "Good quality tee. Fits well. LOVE the quote. I get a lot of comments."

  • "Not usually a tee gal, but I love this one!" — Sally M. — 5 Stars

    "Not only is this shirt amusing in its message, it is the most comfortable tee I've ever owned. It is true to size, figure flattering, and it washes beautifully!"
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Win Hearts & Minds with Wisdom & Wit

Do you want to promote freedom, individual liberty, and healthy skepticism? If so, The Wry Guys create irreverent, thought-provoking T-shirts inspired by such classic humorists as Mark Twain, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Wilde. By wearing a Wry Guys Tee, you'll invoke the wit and wisdom of the past to satirize modern mythologies, encourage independent thinking, and start good-humored discussions of important contemporary issues.

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

— CHARLIE CHAPLIN

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We know how tough it can be to meet other Wry Guys and Gals

So check out our free guide, How to find other Freedom-minded, Independent Thinkers in your Local Community. Connect and make friends with great people.

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